Our own web app. Again: not proud.PerformanceHighLighthouse AgentOpenOur own site 😳Aug 2026

Our performance agent measured our own onboarding page. The number was so bad we published it.

First Contentful Paint on our own new-project page: 146 seconds. Limit: 3.

Staged recreation. The real screenshot stays redacted.

What Superflow captured automatically

Issue type: core-web-vitals
Agent: Lighthouse Agent
Confidence: 100%
Site: Our own web app. Again: not proud.
Platform: Custom app

Date: Aug 2026
Status: Open

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Why it matters

We could have quietly fixed this and never spoken of it. Instead: our own agent, auditing our own app, publicly filing a performance grade of "geological." Dogfooding means eating the whole bowl.

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Your users are finding them right now.